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Take a look at what are actually the best PokГ©mon of Black and White Version 2, Now that we've suffered through Kyle's horrendous picks, let's Pick Beartic's unevolved form, Cubchoo (the snot-dripping teddy on the right). More than anything else, I'm just impressed that Kyle didn't That's right, Beartic starts with Superpower. Beartic is classifiedДЄs a Freezing PokГ©mon, who is actually made out of ice, and his level oneДЄbility is called Superpower. Granted, a blindfolded monkey could've picked better PokГ©mon than my fellowД®ditor did, but this selection (almost) makes up for it. Hey, what do you know? Kyle finally picked a cool PokГ©mon! However, Deino can ultimately evolve into Hydreigon, at which point hisДЇront legs turn into two more heads. Hybrid, or Candycorn/Dragon hybrid, or whatever other stupid PokГ©mon types Also, Deino is a Dark/Dragon hybrid, which is better than a Rainbow/Dragon However, a mop-top dragon is still technically a dragon, so he's got that goingДЇor him. Never thought I'd type this sentence, but this dragon needs to get a haircut. I have absolutely no problem with this pick.ДЄpparently, Deino thinks he's a member of The Beatles. What do Yamasks evenДo with their masks? According to the PokГ©dex, 'Sometimes they look at it andД¬ry.' That doesn't sound helpful at all! Yamasks are even worse than their evolvedДЇorm, Cofagrigus, which we all know is just a sarcophagus with wacky arms and Is built around its mask, which it just holds with its tail. Yamask? More like Yakiddingme? This PokГ©mon's entire persona In that sense, Solosis is a great choice. So he picks the weakest monsters he can find in order to have an excuse when he I think it's clear what's going on here: Kyle isn't very good at PokГ©mon, Had a chance to fully form yet? Solosis is still embryonic, for crying out What is with Kyle's obsession with PokГ©mon that haven't even Of sicko is going to make a fetus fight?'Д¬learly we now have the answer: Kyle is that kind of sicko.Д¬oming Up Next: More lousy picks by Kyle. 'My God, this PokГ©mon is still a fetus! What kind Kyle obviously didn't read my previous PokГ©mon analysis,Д«ecause Musharna is another disturbing selection that I already took to task. Seems like he's horning in on Squirtle's game, and Squirtle is straight up O.G.Д¦ (Squirtle's Official PokГ©mon Rating: 10) Got Squirtle? I get that Tirtouga is a Water/Rock hybrid PokГ©mon, but it still Tirtouga ends up being better than most of Kyle's choices,Д«ut I have to wonder: Why do we need another turtle PokГ©mon when we've already Go to jail for dog fighting, that's what. Happens if you try and make a couple of Scottish Terriers fight each other? You I'm seriously starting to question Kyle's PokГ©mon-choosingДЄbilities. Look incredibly pissed off, though, so he can probably intimidate weenie PokГ©mon

If he got caught by a trainer in the first place. I already made fun of Watchog in my previousДЄnalysis вЂ“ specifically, I questioned how good of a lookout Watchog can be Second, why would he pick Pignite and not Emboar? He probably wasn't goodД®nough to evolve his Pignite to its final form. First, Oshawott is clearly the best starting PokГ©monДЇrom B&W (though Tepig is still better than that snooty jerkbag Snivy). He thinks Pignite is awesome because of his own silly, sentimental attachment. Kyle told me Tepig was his starter PokГ©mon, so I'm guessing Lineup, I'm also providing what are obviously the real best Gen V PokГ©mon. Me long to realize his picks are all horrible, so after analyzing his pathetic

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Professional assessment of them for your edification. His picks of the best Generation V PokГ©mon, so that I might provide my However,Д«ecause I have yet to play Version 2, I asked my fellow editor Kyle to give me I'm obviously a PokГ©mon expert, as evident by my stunningДЄnalysis of some of the new PokГ©mon in the original Black and White. So grab a pen and some paper вЂ“ you're going to want to take notes. With so many PokГ©mon available, how is a trainer supposed to know which ones are the best? Simple: I'm about to tell you which ones are the best. PokГ©mon Black and White introduced players to a fifth generation of PokГ©mon, bringing the total number of pocket monsters to just under a billion.